Dear Santa…

December 24, 2012     ·      1 min read     · 

I have been an exceptionally good boy this year. As you may be struggling with ideas for what to get me tonight, I have come up with a short list of suggestions:

  • Youthful, healthy immortality
  • Point to point teleportation at will
  • A space faring vehicle with faster than light travel
  • Benevolent leadership of the world, barring that of a large country or a new country if you really want me to start small
  • Omnipotence (you can skip omniscience)
  • A Nobel Prize in whatever field you deem the most appropriate

Any of these will do for this year.

Yours truly,


P.S. Do you think I should also cc God?

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